Romance doesn’t have to mean sappy poems – find a soulmate on your wavelength and they’ll LOL and love one of these cheese-free cards!
1. Oh, the Glesga banter!
Get Aff Wi Ye blank card, £2.50, Lisa Donati
2. Pessimist-but-trying
Funny Love card, £2.75, BettieConfetti at Etsy.com
3. When their correct use of there stole your heart
You’re My Favourite card, £2, Notonthehighstreet.com
4. #ThrowbackThursday playlists on repeat in your house?
Too Sexy greeting card, £3.50, La La Land
5. No truer declaration of love, in our opinion
Eyebrows card, £2.50, Banter Cards
6. It might be Valentine’s Day but honesty is still the best policy
More Than Cats Valentine’s card, £2.99, Scribbler
7. True love = holding your hair back while you vomit
Jägerbomb funny romantic card, £2.95, Veronica Dearly
8. So good someone in the TTKS team actually bought this for her other half!
Funny Valentine’s card, £2.90, FinchandtheFallow at Etsy.com
9. But would you give them your last chip?
Hungry Valentine’s card, £3, Notonthehighstreet.com
10. Rushing home to smooch you, obvs
The First Card I Saw, £2.99, Scribbler
11. #JustSaying
Roses are red poem card, £2.50, Banter Cards
12. For everyone not flying (Han) Solo on V-day
Droid greetings card, £4, La La Land
13. Rabbie Burns ain’t got nothin’ on this passionate poem
Blank Greggs card, £2.50, Lisa Donati
14. Put a smile on your bird’s face
Flamingo card, £6, Cardology
15. You love Valentine’s Day really…
Anti-consumerist Valentine’s card, £2.95, Veronica Dearly
