15 fun Valentine’s cards for couples that aren’t slushy

Romance doesn’t have to mean sappy poems – find a soulmate on your wavelength and they’ll LOL and love one of these cheese-free cards!

1. Oh, the Glesga banter!

Get Aff Wi Ye blank card, £2.50, Lisa Donati

2. Pessimist-but-trying

Funny Love card, £2.75, BettieConfetti at Etsy.com

3. When their correct use of there stole your heart

You’re My Favourite card, £2, Notonthehighstreet.com

4. #ThrowbackThursday playlists on repeat in your house?

Too Sexy greeting card, £3.50, La La Land

5. No truer declaration of love, in our opinion

Eyebrows card, £2.50, Banter Cards

6. It might be Valentine’s Day but honesty is still the best policy

More Than Cats Valentine’s card, £2.99, Scribbler

7. True love = holding your hair back while you vomit

Jägerbomb funny romantic card, £2.95, Veronica Dearly

8. So good someone in the TTKS team actually bought this for her other half!

Funny Valentine’s card, £2.90, FinchandtheFallow at Etsy.com

9. But would you give them your last chip?

Hungry Valentine’s card, £3, Notonthehighstreet.com

10. Rushing home to smooch you, obvs

The First Card I Saw, £2.99, Scribbler

11. #JustSaying

Roses are red poem card, £2.50, Banter Cards

12. For everyone not flying (Han) Solo on V-day

Droid greetings card, £4, La La Land

13. Rabbie Burns ain’t got nothin’ on this passionate poem

Blank Greggs card, £2.50, Lisa Donati

14. Put a smile on your bird’s face

Flamingo card, £6, Cardology

15. You love Valentine’s Day really…

Anti-consumerist Valentine’s card, £2.95, Veronica Dearly